Never Complain to a University Student

21 Nov

If you want empathy, you might get it from a university student, they’ve been there and done that, but sometimes, and I mean most of the time they will not pity or empathize with you partially because THEY HAVE IT WORSE THAN YOU and partially because THEY HAVE MORE WORK THAN YOU.

If you go up to a college student complaining about how you have a 500 word essay due the next week and one due in January and it is still October, trust me they will feel nothing. They will give you a look resembling this -_- OR they might sarcastically say something like “oh my gosh…really…that is so much…”. They will ALWAYS do one or the other if they are free but both if they have 2 or more essays due the week that they are in and one due the month after.

I’m telling you this for your survival NEVER complain to a university student about work or the sheer number of assignments you have, or even the time frame because chances are they won’t care, in no way, shape or form will they go “aww I feel bad” in a genuine way, unless they are one of those people who majors in something that does not require a lot of essays (I have no idea what this major is but please tell me I need to switch to it), but even then they will probably complain about some other type of assignment.

University students are brutal, I know I am one myself. They are at the height of their sarcasm and will not feel bad for anyone other than themselves because they are selfish, and that is ok because they need that selfishness to be able to text yell their partner in the middle of the night telling them to FINISH THE DAMN PAPER because it is not done, it is due the next morning and their partner has not done their part, this is the height of university, all nighters happen almost every day and nobody really cares about the other’s work load because everybody thinks that they have it the hardest, although the chances that everyone has it the same is EXTREMELY high but everybody is stubborn enough to notice.

Thank you for your cooperation, and if you want empathy or pity you probably won’t get it unless it is from someone who has experienced university and has no idea what may be in store for students in 2015.

Have a delightful day,



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